<p>You’re one wily bastard, aren’t you? You’re most like the cunning <a href="https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/null-and-rijha">OCCULTIST NULL</a>. Or NOTHING, or THE NAMELESS ONE, or NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, whatever they’re going by these days. You’re mysterious and charming, there’s a bit of danger in the dagger-flash of your smile. You’re a pool shark, debate champion, the kind of person to leave the poker table wearing someone else’s pants. Your car salesman cried into his tie when he thought you couldn’t hear. You did. You always do.</p>
<p>There’s something innovatively sensual about you, something maybe even you couldn’t put your finger on. The answer is yes, you do need a new piercing. I can’t believe you’d even ask.</p>

You’re one wily bastard, aren’t you? You’re most like the cunning [OCCULTIST NULL](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/null-and-rijha). Or NOTHING, or THE NAMELESS ONE, or NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, whatever they’re going by these days. You’re mysterious and charming, there’s a bit of danger in the dagger-flash of your smile. You’re a pool shark, debate champion, the kind of person to leave the poker table wearing someone else’s pants. Your car salesman cried into his tie when he thought you couldn’t hear. You did. You always do. 

There’s something innovatively sensual about you, something maybe even you couldn’t put your finger on. The answer is yes, you do need a new piercing. I can’t believe you’d even ask. 


NULL

i look hot in a deep v beating you at cards and i know it, like the wily OCCULTIST NULL 🗡️🃏 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

many WITCHES of note have passed through these doors. who are you, really?

Which NARRATOR'S HUT WITCH are you?

You knew we’d meet here, didn’t you? You are most like the great [SEER AVISA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/avisa-and-cypress). You often get deja vu, or perhaps see the future in your dreams. You love the crunch of sea salt in your hair. Your friends know you’re in charge—know you’ll be the one driving on long road trips and ordering for the table at strange restaurants. You’re the best at karaoke, at footraces, at making decisions. When you’re better than others, it’s in a humble way. You don’t have to say it for it to be true. You’d go to the ends of the earth and brawl with the creatures there for the people you care about. They’d be just a step behind you.

Sometimes your greatness feels like a burden. You can feel afraid of what seems like your inevitable destiny. Try not to handle that feeling alone. 


AVISA

i am a natural leader with a gift for premonition, like the great SEER AVISA 🦪🌊 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Sorry to interrupt, thoughtful one. You are most like the quiet [NECROMANCER CYPRESS](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/avisa-and-cypress). You enjoy your peace, whether that be in company or alone. Animals flock to you, especially cats. They can sense that you’re gentle and caring, that you have sympathy for even the most prickly at heart. Your friends say you’re a good listener. They know you’re there for them, even if they haven’t heard from you in weeks. 

You finish what you start. You’re generous with your time. You understand things in a way other people can’t comprehend, hear things other people don’t have the patience to perceive. You notice more than you let on. You look good in black. Remember to hold space for yourself, especially when the world gets loud. 


CYPRESS

i am as talented as i am reclusive, like the quiet NECROMANCER CYPRESS 👻🎋 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Oh, hey, gorgeous. You’re most like the beguiling [ENCHANTRESS RIJHA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/null-and-rijha). I could say that you seep glamour, smell amazing, set fire to a room with a flick of your eyes, and have the most moisturized scalp of anyone I’ve dared meet, but you know all that. 

More interestingly, you’re idealistic. You want the best for people. You’d fight on the train, the street, in line at the deli for the rights of your community. You believe your way is the best way, perhaps the only way, and I won’t stand to oppose you. You know what face to wear to get what you want. There are things you’re prepared to sacrifice. Don’t lose sight of what feeds your ferocious love in the first place.


RIJHA

i vibrate with idealism and power, like the beguiling ENCHANTRESS RIJHA ⚜️👑 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You are most like the stubbornly powerful [IONA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/iona-and-the-unattuned). You have never, never let someone cut you in line or be snippy with a barista in your presence. You govern your life by a firm compass and act accordingly. Those who do the same earn your respect. You’re good with your hands — crocheting, soldering, wood carving, focaccia-baking, model-painting. Animals love you regardless of if you return their affections. You’re a natural storyteller and even more natural napper. 

People flock to you for your principles, but you would still have them even if they didn’t. They call you “humble,” or “practical,” but really you’re just content. With your feet in good slippers and a fire roaring, what is there to worry about? Remember not to underestimate yourself, great one. Your kind is more rare and precious than you think. 


IONA

i am as powerful as i am stubborn, like the humble HAG IONA 🐑🪝 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Of course we’d find each other here. You knew it, I knew it, that one professor you traumatized with fiery in-class back-talk knew it. You are most like the formidable [MAGE SPINOR](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/spinor-and-the-design). You are ferociously, perhaps ferally intelligent. You seek, above all, understanding. Knowledge is nothing without the ability to rip it apart, sew it back together, transform it into something no one has ever seen or thought to seek. You’re an innovator above all else. 

Yes, maybe you’re antisocial at times. Yes, you’ve more than once awoken at your desk with drool on your notebooks and notebooks of ideas. But you’re fair. You keep your promises. Despite the chaos, your collaborators know they can rely on you. Yes, they want to hear about your latest hyperfixation. Don’t forget to call. 


SPINOR

i am as brilliant as i am feral, like the terrifying MAGE SPINOR 🦎🪓 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You, my dear, are most like the kind, determined [DOVE](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/dove-and-the-asylum). If I opened your bag right now would I find tissues, aspirin, and a notebook with a list of present ideas for your friends? I thought so. People rely on you. Your generosity and empathy means more to them than you know. Sometimes you think everyone spills their secrets to everyone, gets so emotional and appreciative at ramen restaurants every weekend, but it’s not true. It’s really just people like you who make others feel that way. 

You are as trusting as you are trustworthy. When people get to know you they get to know the best of themselves. No, you’re not perfect. You can disappear for long stretches, get overwhelmed by the harshness of the world outside of your control. But your people will always be there for you. The universe will always be there for you. Do not lose your heart, dear one. It is a precious thing. 


DOVE

i walk the path of compassion above all else, like the WITCH DOVE of legend 🕊️⛩️ which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Oh, dear. Well, this is awkward, isn’t it? You’re most like ME, your friendly neighborhood near-omniscient narrative device tied up in ravishing good looks. Do you ever get tired being so right all the time? So entertaining? Do you have the hyperbolic back problems of a medieval serf just from carrying conversations? HA! You are like me! It’s bold work to simultaneously stay in your lane and be EXTREMELY nosy. But boldness is right at home with WITCHES like you and me. You’re an old soul and proud of it. You see all, know all, have a bit of a superiority complex (but can it be a complex if you’re right?). You make a wicked cup of tea. 

You’ve been through enough to understand the ways of things. There is a sadness you hold safe within you, one you churn to usefulness to help the people who come after. We should hang out some time, you and I. Drop by, will you? 


THE NARRATOR

i am as ravishing as i am omniscient, like THE NARRATOR 🛖💎 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You’re… well, this can’t be right. Oh, my stars, did you just select “MEOW” or “YOWL” for every question? Did you… let your cat walk on the keyboard and select nonsense answers? Do you even know the purpose of a personality quiz? Don’t twitch your whiskers at me. Oh. Oh, I see. Mhm. Of course. So that’s the case. Well, I understand. You’re most like my cat, MUFFIN. Here’s a scratch behind the ears. I know of a [spell room](https://www.covencats.xyz/) that might be of interest to you… 
